Confession: I would probably eat this.

thetrifler:

nicolemarietherese:

mikescollins:

Pop-Tarts Sushi at the new Pop-Tarts World in Times Square

(via Gothamist)

Well. I made the mistake of wanting to know what Pop-Tarts Sushi looked like. And now I have been taught my lesson.

I bet it hurts your mouth to eat.

Someone was telling me about this yesterday. I foolishly thought it involved combining raw fish and Pop Tarts and was still interested.

OMG. Want. Is that fruit rollups in lieu of rice?? This is the only sushi I’ve ever seen that I would actually probably eat.

via missprinted / 1 year ago / 9 notes / food, wacky,

❝ No consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking vitaminwater was a healthy beverage. ❞
- A judge, summarizing the defense offered by Coca-Cola’s lawyers as to why the company’s marketing for vitaminwater isn’t deceptive. (via officialssay)

via officialssay / 1 year ago / 14 notes / food, wacky,

Barracuda attack: Sometimes a facial expression says it all

sarhutch:

Journalistic success: writing something that ends up in “Bizarre Florida.” CJ wrote about this barracuda attack for Field & Stream, but it got picked up by our blog.

via sarhutch-deactivated20120123 / 1 year ago / 1 note / animals, wacky,

❝ Audrie, your dad and uncle Joe want to know if Zach wants to wrestle a pig with them at the Porter County Fair Wednesday. They need to know tonight. ❞
- Mom

1 year ago / wacky, animals, fair,

This is one of the 1,800 e-mails that were already in my new IU U-mail account that I “activated” for grad school today.

I also had three requests from Mike (The Situation) Sorrentino to join Twitter, as well as a free appetizer from Yogi’s for my birthday (oops). Plus daily newsletters dating about a year back from my current employer, one of my banks, tons of stores and Karen Hanson. All for an account that supposedly didn’t exist until this afternoon.

1 year ago / technology, wacky, school,

❝ A hybrid of an endangered South American jungle cat is living in a vacant lot of a Goshen neighborhood, according to a Department of Natural Resources official. ❞
- Things I never thought I’d write.

1 year ago / 1 note / exotic cats, reporting, wacky, cats, animals,

❝ The queen is freezing salaries for royal servants and aides earning more than $73,500, and reviewing all vacant slots with an eye to reducing her staff of 1,400 — which includes a royal piper who plays under her window in the mornings as well as an official counter of swans. ❞
- The Washington Post’s Anthony Faiola, “Amid tight budget, queen is pinching pennies along with the rest of Britain.” Puts government overspending into perspective.

1 year ago / money, celebrities, wacky,

Prince: "The Internet's completely over."

When tasked with choosing which of the two is outdated - the Internet or Prince - it would be tough, but I could probably come up with an answer.

1 year ago / technology, celebrities, wacky,