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WASHINGTON — Track title: “Puberty Sux.”
About: I was watching TV and one of those zap those zits away commercials came on. It was one of those stupid ones where they animate pimples and dirt and try to make growing up seem cute when its really just a pain. So I wrote a song about having an animated pimple.
Lyrics:
Nothing in my life is going right
I woke up with a pimple last night
I shot up and got out of bed
to find that little fucker on my head.
It was red and had teeth
opened its mouth and said to me
please don’t wash me let me be
so I got soap out from underneath.
I washed my face and went to bed.
Woke up the next day with a zitless head.
Puberty sux!
