Overheard on the metro
WASHINGTON — Recounting a conversation between two silly metro passengers: WOMAN1: I would...
Jul 10th
Cool invention
WASHINGTON — The nearest target is two floors. Naturally, your first question must be, how do...
Jul 9th
On the issues
lindseydalexander: if sara and i got engaged, would you consider that a conflict of interests in the workplace?
me: hahahahaha
im going to answer this question as if it were serious
lindseydalexander: please do.
me: and i would say
being engaged is no different from being lovers
so no
lindseydalexander: ahahahaha
me: not in terms of newsroom apporpriateness, anyway
...
lindseydalexander: fasho
i should have asked you that at pub board. you would have shined
Jul 8th
I hate to be a grammar nazi...
WASHINGTON — OK, maybe I don’t. At least, not when I’m talking down to...
Jul 6th
“Everybody, take a deep breath.”
— Metro security guard, right...
— Metro security guard, right...
Jul 6th
It burns carbs. It just burns up all...
WASHINGTON — So, how long has Lindsay Lohan been a lesbian? Is this common knowledge? I just...
Jul 4th
Christian Site's Ban on 'G' Word Sends...
Jul 4th
Listen
WASHINGTON — Track title: “Puberty Sux.”
About: I was watching TV and one of...
Jul 4th
“That panda does not have very good manners. He is chewing...”
— Little girl at the zoo. Yes, I...
— Little girl at the zoo. Yes, I...
Jul 4th